Following on from my earlier post, and my inability to partake in the 'young and often spring' of my youth aka - the snap of being prone one second and then standing and trimmed the very next - i started to think back to something I saw on Swaylocks, years ago - el paipo grande.
I'll go digging around but I seem to recall it was around 8' long. I thought at the time it was overkill, but now I'm not so sure.
for this 56 year old it might prove to be worth investigating. Stay tuned.